Sidhuisms: Take Five

On Rahul Dravid's capataincy: When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up.

That one was meant for the Air-Hostesses(on the sky-high shot by Sehwag).

I dont trust the Indian batting,they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman

One Day Cricket is like a pyjama;every one fits into it.

If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind.

If,If was a man my Aunt would have been my Uncle.

Rusty brains dont squeak.

"If there is no difference of opinion, there will be no horse race"

"You cannot pee like a puppy when you are running with big dogs"

"Wickets are like wives!! You don't know which way they will turn"

"When you can kiss the mistress, never kiss the maid!!!!"

"Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!"

The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.

Dear Saurav Ganguly: "It ain't over until the fat lady sings"

Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

For Sachin Tendulkar; Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason

Part of Dream Weave Walk