Sidhuisms:Take Nine

Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!

Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon!

Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.

Only one man in a thousand is the leader of men, rest 999 follow the women.

Blondes read OIL as 710

A brooding hen sitting over a China Egg

Runs are flowing like the fare in Indian taxi.

Beauty even when silent is eloquent.

Sachin Tendulkar drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferarri.

Ever since he started endorsing for Ferrari, his batting has gone into 7th gear.(On Sachin and Ferrari tie up)

A dead man is no good to the Society. A dead man's family is also no good to the society. ( In a letter to President Pervez Musharraf)

We are all Adam's children -- it's just the silk that makes all the difference!

Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!

If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!

Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing harakiri!

Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.

The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

Part of Dream Weave Walk