Sidhuisms: Take Four

I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

Every body has the thinking cap on, I have a 6 mts thinking turban on my head so i am bound to be the best.

Sehwag is butchering them faster than you can say 'Chicken Tikka'!

Sachin Tendulakar is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab!

He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.

Men die of their remedies, not illness

If you stumble yourself on the same stone, do not repent for your chin

Indian Middle Order collapses like a Cycle Stand - one goes and all go down!

Only a brave mouse can build a nest in cat’s whiskers

Part of Dream Weave Walk