Sidhuisms: Take Six

"If the heavens throw you dates, you've got to keep your mouth open."

"Throw a lucky man in a deep sea and he will come out with fish in his mouth!"

"Good intentions die unless utilized."

"One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six"

I have millions of funny bones! It's like somebody is tickling me non-stop!

My parents always said, "laugh and everyone will laugh with you, sleep and you snore alone."

Sidhuism is like a honeybee… It has got a small body, honey and a sting!

Any good product without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark, you know what your doing but she doesn't.

Mandira Bedi: She is like a rampant river! She is very bubbly, she is original and a bright spark!

All wives are worse than terrorists! They are very intimidating!

You cant marry 450 times! To marry once is a folly, to marry twice is a blunder and to marry thrice is suicide!

Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter!

Mantra for the Indian team is… "Make hay while things are going haywire!"

Plans of coaching team India: You don't murder a man who is trying to commit suicide!

Experience is like a comb life gives you when you are bald.

Always remember that the past is a bucket full of ashes, nobody built his reputation thinking about tomorrow. So catch the present my dear friends, between yesterday's regret and tomorrow's hope is today's opportunity.

Part of Dream Weave Walk