Sidhuisms: Take Three

The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!

As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

New Zealand team bats like a cycle stand!!! One falls and the entire team goes!

The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

There, there, that's a dead duck!

As innocent as freshly laid eggs.

All that comes from a cow is not milk.

Bengal without Tigers!

He's in a soup!

Don't open your old umbrella and run it over your shoulder.

Rahul Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.

He pierced it through an eye of a needle.

As crisp as a cracker.

New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!

Part of Dream Weave Walk