I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination
Every body has the thinking cap on, I have a 6 mts thinking turban on my head so i am bound to be the best.
Sehwag is butchering them faster than you can say 'Chicken Tikka'!
Sachin Tendulakar is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab!
He chased the ball,as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.
Men die of their remedies, not illness
If you stumble yourself on the same stone, do not repent for your chin
Indian Middle Order collapses like a Cycle Stand - one goes and all go down!
Only a brave mouse can build a nest in cat’s whiskers
A girl born beautiful is half married
In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left!
Harbhajan (when batting) could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane,
Strutting around wicket as 'proud as peacock'
Still waters run deep. The Indians were so still in the 3rd test that they ran into deep oceans
Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like Jack of 'Jack n Jill' who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition
Umpires are like traffic police -the techniques they use to give a decision are outdated
Flip the coin and there is no head or tail. (India plays the
cricket without any aim)
A barking dog is better than a sleeping Lion, so go on Indians, Bark aloud! and let everyone hear you louder!!!
The dog that barks last, barks best
Part of Dream Weave Walk
