Sidhuisms: Take Two

Statistics are like bikinis? what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!

Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!

All that comes from a cow is not milk!

The wily fox is back? It is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!

A big outcry but no outcome!

He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!

A hair on the head is worth two in the comb!

There is always free cheese in a mousetrap

A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage

Good intentions die unless utilized

Money is like manure. It’s only useful when it’s spread

There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

You dont judge the Horse-power of a vehicle by the size of its exhaust.

Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.

That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

Sehwag's score is running like an Indian taxi meter.

Sachin Tenduklar drives the ball faster than Michael Schumacher's Ferarri.

The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

Part of Dream Weave Walk